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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,597thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,162ndMost Avoided: 5,150th
The Math State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Science = Math
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Simultaneous Equations

Population4.891 billion

CurrencyMathkoruna
AnimalGraphs

The Math State of Simultaneous Equations is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.891 billion Simultaneous Equationsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Simultaneous Equationsian economy, worth 483 trillion Mathkorunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 98,800 Mathkorunas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,007 per year while the poor average 22,611, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and most Mathkoruna coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Simultaneous Equations's national animal is the Graphs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Simultaneous Equations is ranked 256,570th in the world and 56th in Mathematica for Safest, scoring 15.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,597thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,162ndMost Avoided: 5,150thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,304thLargest Mining Sector: 8,022ndMost Secular: 8,388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,194thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,873rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,352ndLargest Black Market: 17,884thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,376th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Black Market.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Simultaneous Equations was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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